I have been given notice that SIMON is filing a formal demand for PED tests (Performance Enhancing Drugs) to be conducted prior to the Championship Round of the Birdiehunters’ British Open this Thursday, August 18, at KINGS LINKS. He wants an explanation for the awesome play of “nearly SUPER SENIOR” ED as he shot only 9 strokes more than his age to win the biggest pot of the year so far and catapulted him to the top of the UPS Leaderboard.
Godzilla BERT returns for the odd time to play and grabbed 2nd place with a net 67, followed by KIITCHI at 69.7. However, Mr. Hole-in-One BILL is not far behind with a 70.3. With the treacherous greens at KINGS LINKS, anything can happen. (Ask Steve Stricker. Shooting a 62 for the opening round at the PGA Championship was no guarantee of a win.)
ED’s incredible round puts him atop the leaderboard with a huge surge in points.
The championship round starts at 7:24 this Thursday, Aug 18 at the same course – KING LINKS.
BIG POT FOR GRABS
The big prize for the day goes to the day’s winners regardless of who wins the BB Open.